Pitch and Moan

The worst movie pitch I can think of, right now.

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The Alabama Bus Transfer

An Alan Lomax style documentary where two etymology grad students travel the American South in search of the origins of various disgusting sex acts, like the Alabama bus transfer, or the muddy rooster, the glass bottom boat, the angry dragon, the jelly donut, the Houdini, a one-tusked walrus, the rusty Trombone, the Abe Lincoln, the Tony Danza, two girls one Stanley cup, the hot lunch, the Cincinnati necktie, the bucking bronco, the Chinese aloha, the alligator fuckhouse, the mushroom opera, the Jacksonville booty call, the reverse Rick Moranis, the double frogman, the Messianic complex, the road to nowhere, the glue bomb, the Westminster trembler, the dog in a bathtub, Sharpies over backwards, the museum coatroom, rainforest brushfire, the Cleveland steamer, the Halifax fudge badger, roadside assistance, old TVs, ninja with attitude, a Kranski hotpocket, and of course the Rusty Venture.