The Secret Hobo Wars
Full length feature film about the attempts of the hobo nation to overthrow the federal government in 1932, based on the short clip on PBS narrated by John Hodgeman, entitled “Hobo Matters”. It would detail the battles between hobos and FDR, who used his “New Deal” as a complex battle plan against the hobos, including FDR’s decision to formulate and use a strain of Polio as a very primitive form of biological warfare against the hobos. The film would culminate with the bombing of Pearl Harbor, effectively ending the war. The film would feature Hodgeman himself playing FDR, with Adam Sandler as Joey “Stink-Eyes” Smiles, leader of the hobos, and Stephen Colbert as photographer and hobo hunter Walker Evans.