Remake of Russ Meyer’s classic based around a modern, post feminist all-girl band, sort of a new riff on the Josie and the Pussycats movie, where they managed to wrap an asinine plot around Russian nesting dolls of rabid consumerism and winking anti-consumerism, plus way too many funny people with mediocre jokes, and Alan Cumming and Parker Posey wasted like condoms inflated on Howie Mandel’s head.  Plus an inexplicable shower scene featuring all the girls.  Somehow going to have to work around the lack of a counterculture today though, and the idea that casual sex without consequences no longer exists.  Oh, but still keep in all the terrible stuff from the Josie and the Pussycats movie, so it ends up as PG-13, to be marketed to teen girls who will buy anything.

Thanks Nicole, for the assistance on this one.