The comedic story of a struggling screenwriter who takes a job as a census taker to make ends meet, and ends up writing a script about his experiences meeting people across America, sort of a Travels with Charlie, but with heavy statistics and more anecdotes.  Unfortunately, as he’s shopping around this script, which he thinks is the best thing he’s ever written, his sleazy but well-meaning cousin copied it without the screenwriter’s knowledge, and is filming a porn parody based on the script.  Tensions, misunderstandings, and humorous copyright litigation ensues when the porn parody is actually released before the film itself.