A sexually dysfunctional couple is jolted from their normal routine when they learn an old college friend comes to town.  The lady in the couple, played by whomever is the modern equivalent of Andie McDowell, learns the college friend, probably played by whoever is the creepier version of Robert Patterson, is unable to achieve sexual climax without watching a woman eat fruit by the foot on a webcam.  Meanwhile, the husband, played by whatever young actor has the bushiest eyebrows, has been sleeping with his wife’s sister, a mousy yet sexually precocious product tester with Better Crocker in charge of their fruit flavored snack food line, who willingly eats a fruit by the foot while skyping with the college friend.  Eventually the wife discovers her husbands indiscretions and immediately scarfs a box of snack treats with her laptop’s built in webcam trained on her as the college friend looks on.  In the final scene, it is revealed the college friend is actually a 14 year old from the Ukraine, and the whole thing was an elaborate chatroulette prank.