January 2010
6 posts
Knights and Devils
Keke Palmer stars as an up and coming point guard on the Rutgers Women’s basketball team, when on her 21st birthday, in the light of a full moon, she transforms into the New Jersey Devil, not the mythological creature, but the mascot for the NHL team. According to her mother, and grandmother, both of whom suffer from the curse, Keke is now doomed to occasionally transform into a big, furry...
The Last Brick
Live action Tetris movie, set on the banks of the Volga River during the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II. We’ll get Gerard Depardieu to play a Russian officer with an inexplicably thick French accent in charge of building up defenses along the river to protect against the final Nazi offensive, even though the project is riddled with incompetence and spies.
Paranomal Captivity
The Lock Ness Monster and Bigfoot both, through clerical and computer errors, get in to Harvard and show up, choosing to major in cryptozoology. It’ll be like “How High”, but funny.
Mexican Moonlight
A lonely teenage girl moves to a new town in rural Mexico to live on her expat father’s ranch where she falls in love with the prettiest boy in school, an aloof loner, who turns out to be a chupacabra. They fall in love, though it puts her life and livestock in constant danger.
The Crappiest Winter
A quiet, cold-weather-sundries salesman spends his days working at his small, lakeside shop selling mittens, and ear warming headbands, and those chemical baggies that warm your hands and feet. One day, while delivering cocoa, and peppermint schnapps, and firewood to ice houses on the lake, he notices the fish are following him. Tension builds as the fish under the ice (somehow) start killing...
Morrocan New Year's Eve
A cross between “A Hard Day’s Night”, “200 Cigarettes” and “Road to Morocco”, where a band on tour gets stuck in Morocco over the holidays, and through a series of comical errors and missteps, ends up enjoying themselves far more tan they’d planned had they made it home, complete with all the usual tropes: some of the band falls in love, some find...